Problem solved.

If you're ill, you have two things to worry about.
You'll either get better, or get worse.
If you get better, problem solved. If you get worse, you have two things to worry about.
You'll get better, or you'll die.
If you get better, problem solved. If you die, you have two things to worry about.
If you get to Heaven or Hell.
If you get to Heaven, problem solved. If you get to Hell, you'll be too busy hugging all your friends to notice that there's a problem.
So ultimately, there is no problem.

Fairytales and Happy Endings

Sometimes you think everything in life is going to fall into place just fine.
In the past few years, I've learned it doesn't always work that way.
Don't get me wrong - some people do get their fairytale endings. But it just doesn't often work out as neat as that.
My nan used to tell me the way it ends isn't as important as making the story worthwhile. If it ends badly, tough luck. Just suck it up. But if you've made the story a story to be proud of, then the bad ending is worth it. I think that's quality advice, don't you? We're all going to end up dead, anyways. That's what life does, right? It puts you through all this different stuff, and then it kills you. And everyone leaves behind a story.
You might think your story is boring, stupid and no one would care, but trust me, when it gets published, someone is going to buy it. Someone will buy it, and they'll end up the biggest person in your life. And that's when you get your happy ending.
The happy ending isn't as important as the story, but the better the story, the happier the ending will be.
<3 someone will want to read your story over and over again, till they know it like the back of their hand. You just make sure to show as much interest in their story as they've shown in yours.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...

Whoo!

First snow of the year today!
It came first thing in the morning, and I was sure it was rain, it was only after I got out of the car because I forgot my scarf and today was a Bus Day that I realised it was in fact snow.
I would've been happy, but like I said, it was a Bus Day today, and I had to take my P.E. kit home so snow was a no-no because if the bus's were cancelled...yeah, I would be dead right now.
So I got to school and the snow was really coming down heavy, and I mean seriously heavy! But lucky for me it wasn't settling because the ground was wet from rain. I got to school really early because I got a lift off my mum, but when my friends arrived, wow.
We were such losers.
We ran around the school in the snow, freezing our butts off, playing Christmassy songs on my phone and singing along. We looked like right nutters!
Ah, good times.
But around 12 o'clock the snow kinda just...disppeared.
Get this, though. It was pitch black until about 8 in the morning, and it was absolutely freakin' FREEZING! Yet at the end of the day, you wouldn't've known it had ever been snowing! Crazy, huh?
That's English weather for you.

Snow is so beautiful. I hope it snows some more over the weekend, and school gets cancelled on Monday! That would be epic. So would a white Christmas, but I won't be in England for Christmas so I'm not fussed if it's not snowy.
The thing I can't decide, is what's best about snow days. Snowball fights? Snow men? Snow angels? Hot chocolate? Sledging? Warming up against the radiator when you come back in from a long day of slipping and sliding through the snow?
Unknown.

Unfair

Life is unfair. 

 
You put someone first who puts you second. 

You study hard for a final only to get a C. 

 
give 110% to someone in a relationship when they only give 40%. 

 
You're there for your best friend at 3 a.m.... and the next day they don't pick up their phone. 

 
It seems like you're giving everyone everything, and they're just walking away with it....

 

 

How did I meet your mother?...well, it's a long story!

There is nothing I like more than settling down on the sofa with a tub of Ben 'n' Jerry's cookie dough ice cream and a few episodes of How I Met Your Mother playing on the T.V.
That show is so genius!!!
And Barney...ah, he's so cool! (let's overlook the fact that he's a bit <cough cough LOT cough cough> of a manwhore, shall we?!) I mean, who else understands the beauty of suits?
Almost no one.

See what I mean???
Legendary.

My favourite character, though, has to be Ted. He's an architect. He's cool. Apparently, you can be both. Therefore, if he can make being an architect look cool, then he's is the best.
The bomb.
Whatever you wanna call it, I'm not fussy.

Although, he's not so good with a beard. First time I saw that beard I was just like, o.O no way, dude, no way. Definitely not hot.

Now, we mustn't forget Marshal and Lily.
Aww, they make such a cute couple! Don't disagree with me, dude. They're epic and you know it.
That picture down there? That's proof!

Robin, however, I don't like. I don't know why, but she pisses me off. A bit like...okay, I can't think of any other sit-com character who annoys me. Just Robin.












Well, I don't know why I did this...it's probably got something to do with the fact I've just spent a good two hours watching all the episodes I missed on 4od, but either way, that's all I have to say.


I shall leave with this video (terrible quality, I know, but what can I do?)

LEGEN - wait for it, wait for it, I hope you're not glactose intolerant because the next part is - DAIRYYYY!

Plastic Lives

PLASTIC LIVES

we laugh at the idea of plastic toys what about plastic girls and boys we play at games they play at life is it a stick or is it a knife is it a child or is it a wolf is it a human or is it a fool we play with plastic guns and knives there’s no such thing as plastic lives can you hear her heart it pounds can you hear the sirens sound?

breath in breathe out and please don’t shout it’s hurting me it’s hurting me is it bad can you see a body is prison to the soul a soul is just a big black hole i feel nothing no pain no fear where’s my mummy is she here can you tell her that i really love her that no one will ever come above her…

why laugh at them can’t you see their pain and from it exactly what’ll you gain surely you won’t feel pleased with your self another life on the shelf you murderer you murderer can’t you see you murdered her it wasn’t him it was you because you’ve got nothing better to do well maybe next time you should think twice because there’s no such thing as a plastic life.

Treasure Chest

If every mistake I ever made,
Every tear I ever shed,
Every heart I ever broke,
Every lie I ever said,
If every time I screwed up big,
Became a diamond, or precious stone,
I'd have myself a treasure chest,
And that chest I would take home.

so who's house is it???

the house i live in is completely my parents house....except when it's time to tidy up. then it's mine too. >.<

epic text fails ;) damned autocorrect!!

I love these!!!